I need to stop with these dumb personal text posts
People i know follow me and theyll say something eventually which would be dumb but its bound to happen
And i only make them at night what the hell
And im going to eventually say something people really dont need to know and just bsiwgekan
/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/
Is this how the British prepare for battle?
Yes
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
(Source: mamamoe30)
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
I kind of hate birthdays
I hate people trying to give things to me
I dont deserve this stuff
Especially when my parents do and im just a horrible person

